AN LGBTQ+ 18+ IMMERSIVE NIGHTLIFE ROLEPLAY VENUE ON CRYSTAL
WELCOME TO
AN LGBTQ+ 18+ IMMERSIVE NIGHTLIFE ROLEPLAY VENUE ON CRYSTAL
BALMUNG β³ EMPYREUM β³ WARD 5 β³ PLOT 7
AETHERNET: CENTRAL EMPYREUM β³ MUSIC: BUNBOYSONG
OPEN WEDNESDAYS & SATURDAYS β³ 5PM β 9PM PST | 8PM β 12AM EST
Our next opening will be on Wednesday, December 21st.
Welcome to πΌπ»πΎπΌ , reads a sign at the front door. Just below the greeting rests a smaller line of text, that which warns patrons to enter at their own risk.Why could such a warning be necessaryβespecially for a seemingly normal nightlife venue that appears to be far more interested in bringing pleasure to its guests, rather than harm? While the truth remains unclear, whispers have been circulating as of late that due to tampering with the occult and other dark magical artifacts, the proprietors have torn a fissure in the veil separating our star from that of the accursed Void, and now, that tear festers in the depths of their establishment... but whether you believe those rumors is a choice only you can make.Perhaps it's worth entering to see for yourself... Who knows whom you might meet or what secrets you may discover behind these doors?Surely, isn't the night always more exciting if you live it on the edge?
πΌπ»πΎπΌ was founded in July 2021 as an immersive roleplay venue that blends the nightlife and lounge experience with darker themes of mystery and magick, all within a sex-positive atmosphere where guests are encouraged to explore themselves and each other. We hope you enjoy your stay... but do keep in mind we are not to be held liable for any injuries, spiritual possessions, or aetherical corruption that may occur.
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We are an 18+ venue. You must be 18+ both IC (In Character) & OOC (Out of Character) to participate in πΌπ»πΎπΌ.
Lalafell characters, under any circumstances, are not allowed to purchase private ERP sessions, purchase services that involve 18+ content (such as body shots), or engage in any sort of sexual behavior and displays of nudity, whether it is within our in-game venue or Discord server. If you are seen doing so or attempting to do so, you will be required to leave immediately. This is a strict, non-negotiable policy.
Do not harass any fellow guests or staff members for any reason, including pressuring or stalking.
Please stow away all minions before entering the venue. Weapons are also strictly prohibited.
Refrain from using /yell or /shout chats; these channels are reserved for staff only. If you need help, we advise sending a /tell to a staff member, and we will assist you.
If asked by security to leave our venue, please make your exit. Your removal is not up for debate.
πΌπ»πΎπΌ is a sex-positive venue. However, keep ERP to private spaces, tells, or party chat. Do not publicize your private sessions. We understand mistells happen, but if it is a recurring issue, you will be given a warning or asked to leave.
Private sessions can be declined or ended at any point by our staff for any reason. We prioritize the comfort, safety, and well-being of our staff above all else.
Our venue deals in real gil transactions, not roleplay money. This gil is paid forward to our staff, as well as invested in future events and housing costs.
In this venue, we encourage roleplayers of all experience levels to participate, because above all else, we value having fun while creating and telling stories together. Regardless of your prior experience with writing and roleplay, we welcome you at πΌπ»πΎπΌ and can't wait to meet your character!
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Looking to enjoy a more intimate experience?Whether you desire soft, personal conversation or something more intense and passionate, our talented entertainers are eager to satisfy your desires. Visit our front desk in the lobby during operating hours to book a roleplaying session in our secluded club floor lounge or a private room with a staff member of your choice.Please refer to our Staff Page to learn more about the availability and interests of our entertainers. Discuss your requests prior to beginning your private session; our staff reserves the right to decline requests with which they feel uncomfortable.
Prices listed are per guest.
Sessions may be extended up until closing time.
Services booked or extended after closing time will be double the price.
Currently, only a maximum of two staff members may be hired per session.
Tips are greatly appreciated by our staff but are not necessary!
Please note: intimate services and private sessions are limited to staff who are currently working that evening. We encourage guests who are interested in booking a staff member to make their way inside the venue and interact with that staff member prior to approaching the front desk for booking.This ain't a fast food place, y'all.
BODY SHOT β³ 15,000 GIL
Are you tempted by the thought of supping your liquor of choice off one of our talented escorts... or, perhaps, having them do the honors off yourself? Whether you seek a quick thrill for your own pleasure or a chance to horrendously embarrass an unsuspecting companion, body shots are available at our downstairs bar throughout the evening.(Note: all body shot requests are expected to be acted out by the guests involved; please be prepared to participate and take care to limit explicit details shared in public chats.)
LOUNGE DANCE (15 MINUTES) β³ 30,000 GIL
Has a particular entertainer caught your eye? Request a private dance from them in our club floor-level lounge underneath our downstairs bar... or, perhaps, join them up on one of the dance poles? The choice is yours!
PERSONAL ATTENDANT (30 MINUTES) β³ 80,000 GIL
Want to spend some time with your favorite escort, but don't want to miss out on the action? Request for one of our entertainers to spend an hour as your personal companion to keep you company as you mingle with other guests on the dancefloor, in the lounge, at the bar, or wherever else the night takes you β truly, the best of both worlds.(Please note: this service does not include an intimate private session, as it is intended to allow you to engage in socializing and roleplaying with other guests while spending guaranteed time with your hired escort. However, if you find yourself interested in extending the evening for any reason, all you need to do is pay a visit to the front desk!)
PRIVATE SESSION (60 MINUTES) β³ 200,000 GIL
Enjoy a passionate session with one of our escorts in a themed private room of their choice... or yours, should they let you take control.(You may invite up to one other escort to join you, limited to two escorts per private session. Consent is required for all parties involved in the session.)
Are you a frequent patron of πΌπ»πΎπΌ and want to acquire a higher level of access to our club? Let us give you the premium VIP treatment as a thank you for making an extra effort to support the venue!Visit our front desk in the lobby during operating hours to apply for an exclusive VIP membership with πΌπ»πΎπΌ, affording you all of the benefits below!
Discord Boosters automatically receive a VIP Membership for the duration of their Server Boost!
ONE MONTH VIP β³ 400,000 GIL
THREE MONTH VIP β³ 1,000,000 GIL (Save 200,000!)
BENEFITS INCLUDE:
Early entry during special events (30 minutes before opening)
Free drinks for you and a +1! (Let our bartenders know you're a VIP member!)
Unlimited Paranoia Shot Glass Roulettes
A 20% discount on all Private Sessions with our staff
Special VIP Role in our Discord Server
Double entry to any raffles and giveaways
Your choice of entertainer to be your personal attendant for a thirty-minute duration (Redeemable twice monthly)
A free one-hour Private Session with your favorite of our entertainers (Redeemable monthly)
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All menu items are
5,000 GIL
BODY SHOT β³ 15,000 GIL
Are you tempted by the thought of supping your liquor of choice off one of our talented escorts... or, perhaps, having them do the honors off yourself? Whether you seek a quick thrill for your own pleasure or a chance to horrendously embarrass an unsuspecting companion, body shots are available at our downstairs bar throughout the evening.(Note: All body shot requests are expected to be acted out by the guests involved; please be prepared to participate and take care to limit explicit details shared in public chats. Not available at the upstairs Crescent Lounge bar.)
PARANOIA: A SHOT GLASS ROULETTE β³ 25,000 GIL
Willing to tempt fate? Have our bartenders prepare a selection of ten shots for you, the effects of which you won't know until you spin the wheel and knock the winning shot back! These effects may be positive or negative... though, surely, that's simply a matter of perspective, is it not?
After purchasing the shot roulette, the buyer will be asked to make two π/random rolls: the first of which will determine the type of shot they receive, while the second will determine the intensity of its side effects.
| Range | Side Effect |
|---|---|
| 0-100 | You are struck by the sense that everything you hear is incredibly hysterical. |
| 101-200 | You are compelled to speak only the truth. |
| 201-300 | You begin to vividly hallucinate: perhaps euphorically, perhaps horrifically. |
| 301-400 | You feel an irresistible urge to attempt to steal something of value. |
| 401-500 | You abruptly feel overwhelmingly hot, like the room is a sweltering jungle. |
| 501-600 | You say everything you think, and you say it loudly. |
| 601-700 | You become infatuated with the next person you lay eyes on. |
| 701-800 | You are cursed with a case of tremendously bad luck and misfortune. |
| 801-900 | You feel an immense burst of invincibility. You feel like you can do anything! |
| 901-999 | You suddenly feel extreme sexual arousal. |
| Range | Intensity of Side Effects |
|---|---|
| 0-350 | Minor: the side effects will wear off shortly or otherwise minimally affect you. |
| 351-700 | Moderate: the side effects will affect you for a significant amount of time. |
| 701-999 | Major: the effects will be felt for many hours to come and greatly impact you. |
For example: a hallucinatory shot with a minor effect may result in some slight dissociative behavior, lasting perhaps half an hour, whereas a hallucinatory shot with major effects will likely result in your character seeing pink elephants march through the walls of the venue for hours. Guests are encouraged to be creative and have fun roleplaying out their shot results!
(Note: due to the nature of some effects, this service will be adjusted for Lalafell customers.)
ROUND OF DRINKS β³ 1,000,000 GIL
Have something to celebrate? Treat the entire club to a round of drinks for a toast to anything you wish! Please tell our bartenders if you would prefer to purchase a specific drink or shot for everyone, or if you wish for them to choose their own drink.(Proceeds from this purchase will be put towards future events and staffing funds.)
BUY OUT THE BAR β³ 2,500,000 GIL
Feeling the urge to treat everyone for the rest of the evening? Speak with one of our bartenders to purchase an open bar for all guests to enjoy for the rest of the night! You're encouraged to choose a message to be shared periodically for the remainder of evening.This purchase covers all menu items, with the exception of services such as the Body Shot and Paranoia Shot Roulette.(Proceeds from this purchase will be put towards future events and staffing funds.)
PIXIE PLUM DAIQUIRI
Made from a tart fruit commonly grown in the mountain orchards of the Coerthas region and mixed with a healthy serving of smooth vodka, this sweet and creamy treat is sure to brighten your evening.
FIG GIN FIZZ
A symbol of long life and femininity. This fig-based recipe was brought to Eorzea by the Sharlayans as they established their Dravanian colony. Sweet, tart, and finished with a frothy egg white topping that adds a creamy texture to every sip.
MOR DHONA MULE
A favorite of an infamous wandering minstrel. This cocktail's origin has little to do with Mor Dhona or its lack of mules, but after a few sips of this crisp, sweet, and sparkling cocktail, you won't care. Plus it comes in a copper mug, which is neat.
NOPHICA'S TITS
A refreshing cocktail featuring a base of Mun-Tuy Brew and white rum, mixed with a flavorful combination of coconut milk and lime juice. Topped with champagne and garnished with cucumber, this drink may convert you to a new patron deity.
THE HAREM
It's eleven different types of liquor in a fishbowl. Aptly named, this indulgent cocktail blends together a variety of liquors and fruit juices to create a tantalizing experience that will please your every desire. (You may end up hearing colors.)
NECROMANCER
Lovingly described as absinthe bullshit. Once used as a cure for hangovers, this vibrant, refreshing cocktail mixes absinthe, elderflower liqueur, herbal vermouth, and lemon juice. Topped with a dash of dry gin, one sip will leave you feeling revived.
THROAT FUCK
It burns on the way down. A scorching mix of rich licorice liqueur and cinnamon whiskey, topped with overproofed rum and set ablaze. For additional heat, feel free to request for the shot glass to be rimmed with hot sauce and chili flakes.
CUM SHOT
There's whipped cream involved. This euphoric shot is a delicious blend of thick cream, orange liqueur, and sweet brandy. It will surely bring you the utmost pleasure when you knock it back β and do make sure you swallow all of it, darling.
FROST FIRE
Harvested from local Coerthan vineyards. Like eating fresh grapes right off the vine, this chilled white ice wine will refresh and cool with every sip.
ROLANBERRY ROSΓ
A mellow blend of tart rolanberries and royal grapes, this semi-sweet pink beauty would not dream of disappointing you.
NOBLE RED
From organically-sourced vineyards in the Northern Shroud, this signature blend of noble grapes offers a sweet, sophisticated delight that will surely please any palate.
ROYAL CHARDONNAY
Hailing from the warm climate of La Noscea, this full-bodied dry wine contains wonderfully satisfying notes of opulent, ripe fruit flavors.
ISHGARDIAN PALE LAGER
Citizens of Ishgard's working class developed this beer, which is crafted from Skybuilders' Wheat for a crisp and clean taste with subtle bitterness.
PRAETORIAN PALE ALE
Distilled with water from Loch Seld, this ale contains more flavors of bitter malt and hops than your typical beer. Certainly for those with a more adventurous palate.
HIGHLAND STOUT
Itβs in the name, baby. Originally from the Coerthas Highlands, this dark beer is completely unfiltered with dark notes of chocolate, coffee, and a generous hint of wood smoke.
CLOUDTOP PORTER
Crafted from harvested barley gathered in the valleys between the cloud-soaring peaks of Abalathia's Spine, this dark, flavorful beer contains rich notes of coffee and chocolate.
PIXIEBERRY TEA
A perfectly steeped cup of aromatic, sweet and tart tea. Can be served hot or cold. We are not liable for the consequences of any tricks you may play on your fellow guests after consuming this beverage.
TRIPLE CREAM COFFEE
Percolated perfection has little bearing upon this tasty treat; rather, the focus is on the key components of fresh grounds and thick dairy cream, all of which are cultivated by our in-house baristas.
THAVNAIRIAN CHAI
Thavnairian tea leaves may provide the base, but it's the cinnamon and amber cloves that add the signature sweet and aromatic flavor to this traditional beverage.
MATCHA TEA LATTE
A sophisticated infusion created by whisking fine-ground tea leaves into piping hot water. Crafting this tea properly requires such finesse that Hingashi is home to many schools focused on perfecting the art of its preparation and consumption.
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In addition to our regular operating hours, πΌπ»πΎπΌ is proud to host a variety of themed events throughout the year! We encourage guests to participate by dressing to match the theme of the evening, joining our glamour contests and random giveaways, and roleplaying with each other throughout the evening.We do not charge cover fees for special events. As always, entry is free to all of our guests!
DIAMOND DUST BALL β³ DECEMBER 17th, 2022
8 PM β 12 AM EST
Winter has once more come to all of Eorzea, and with each passing day, the nights grow longer, the air grows chiller, and the wind nips ever more briskly at the face. Celebrate the season of Starlight with πΌπ»πΎπΌ as we cordially invite you to one of the most anticipated events of the year! Don your most exquisite formal winter attire and join us for an evening of music, dancing, and socializing beneath dazzling dΓ©cor.
Formal Attire Required
Exclusive Themed Menu!
HARVEST BANQUET [VIP ONLY] β³ NOVEMBER 2022
BANISH THE NIGHT β³ OCTOBER 2022
FALL IN LOVE DATE AUCTION β³ SEPTEMBER 2022
EDGE OF SUMMER β³ AUGUST 2022
HOIST THE COLORS β³ JULY 2022
LEATHER & LACE β³ JUNE 2022
STARLIGHT DISCO β³ JANUARY 2022
OVER THE MOON DATE AUCTION β³ NOVEMBER 2021
BOOS & BOOZE β³ OCTOBER 2021
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Do you desire to slip away into a more private setting with another guest? Whether you seek a quiet niche for conversation or a secluded space where you can indulge together, our venue offers several luxury rooms for rent! All of our rooms have been beautifully decorated with unique themes in mind and are available for private use during our open hours.To rent a private room, visit the front desk in the main lobby. Please note: room rentals will be limited based upon availability as per a first-come, first-serve basis.For large parties wishing to rent space and/or reserve staff members for a private event, we require advanced notice prior to doors opening. Walk-in bookings of that extent will not be accepted.
ROOM RENTAL (60 MINUTES) β³ 150,000 GIL
Room rentals are charged per 60-minute increments. During rental periods, guests will not be disrupted other than to be reminded of how much time remains for their rental with the option to extend their session if they so choose. Guests are invited to use these rooms for roleplaying, taking photos, and more!
ROOM RENTAL (ENTIRE EVENING) β³ 500,000 GIL
Full-night rentals extend for the entire duration of remaining open hours and into the night past closing. This option is recommended for guests who anticipate their roleplay sessions lasting extensively.Guests are welcome to request up to two staff members to join them for the entire evening for an additional cost per staff member. Please speak with the front desk to learn more!
VENUE RENTAL (PRIVATE EVENT) β³ 10,000,000 GIL
Whether you're celebrating a birthday, hosting a bachelor party, or seeking an exclusive space to indulge on a night out with friends, πΌπ»πΎπΌ can provide you with a deluxe nightclub experience for your next event. Our immersive venue (private rooms included) is available to rent for private events such as parties, roleplay sessions, and more!(Please check availability with πΌπ»πΎπΌ Management in our Discord server or by visiting the front desk during opening hours. Booking is required at least two weeks before the event date.)
STAFF RENTAL (PRIVATE EVENT) β³ 10,000,000 GIL
Alternatively, have the staff and entertainers of πΌπ»πΎπΌ come to you. Invite our performers, escorts, bartenders, and live DJ to your own event space, and we'll be sure to give your guests a night they'll never forget.(Please check availability with πΌπ»πΎπΌ Management in our Discord server or by visiting the front desk during opening hours. Booking is required at least two weeks before the event date; we request you have a general concept of the event you would like to host so we can help you bring it to life to the best of our abilities!)
BLOOM ROOM β³ ROOM 002
WITCHING HOUR β³ ROOM 003
GOLDEN PENTHOUSE β³ ROOM 004
TEXTUAL TENSION β³ ROOM 005
COSMOS PARLOR β³ ROOM 006
OASIS SUITE β³ ROOM 008
SUNKEN TREASURE β³ ROOM 009
RAINFOREST SPA β³ ROOM 010
THE DUNGEON β³ ROOM 011
SEASIDE SUITE β³ ROOM 013
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THE STORY
THUS FAR
introduction to plot.
CASINO GAMES
COMING SOON
Looking for a little more high stakes excitement in your evening? Visit our private casino in Room # to take a risk with our custom gambling games! We have a selection of three unique games that rotate each night, offering our guests different opportunities to beat the House and walk away one step closer to being Gillionaires!
Our gambling games operate with real gil transactions.
Please read all rules carefully before participating.
SLOT MACHINE β³ 5,000 β 50,000 GIL
1 PLAYER
How will you fare against the lever? Starting bets begin at 5,000 gil and cap at 50,000! After placing your bet with the attendant, simply pull the lever and type /random in the chat to receive your results! (Roleplaying throughout your slot machine experience is both welcomed and strongly encouraged!)
1-250 = No Return (100% Loss)
201-399 = Full Return (100% Refund)
400-500 = Payout x2 (200% Gain)
501-665 = Payout x2.5 (250% Gain)
666 = Payout x3 (300% Gain)
667-800 = Payout x2.5 (250% Gain)
801+ = No Return (100% Loss)
TAROT ROULETTE β³ 10,000 β 1,000,000 GIL
1-5 PLAYERS
Do you trust the fate of your coin to the cards of our fortune tellers? Simply place a bet between 10,000 gil and 1,000,000 gil, then proceed to guess which card your Astrologian dealer will draw... but beware: different bets may have different results.Participants reserve the right to step back from the game at any time (with consensual exceptions as per betting circumstances, as seen below).
The Arrow = Payout x2 (200% Gain)
The Balance = Full Return (100% Refund)
The Ewer = Half Return (50% Refund)
The Spear = Tripled Return... But Locked Into Next Round (300% Gain)
The Spire = Payout x2.5 (250% Gain)
Incorrect Guess = 25% of Initial Bet is Lost
Regardless of the bet, The Bole will always result in No Return (100% Loss).
TRIPLE TARGET TOSS β³ 5,000 GIL (PER ROUND)
2-8 PLAYERS
Will the dice roll in your favor? Add your gil to the betting pool, then watch as the dealer tosses the first triple set of dice. It's up to you to decide if the next roll will be higher or lower... and if you're correct, you'll win big!
After players have joined the round and added 5,000 gil to the betting pool, the dealer uses π/random to roll three ten-sided dice. The sum of these three dice will set the Target. (0 equates to 10.)
Random! The Dealer rolls a π²402.
The numbers 4, 10, and 2 are added together to equal 16.
Next, the dealer asks each player to guess if the next dice roll will be Higher or Lower than the Target.
(The Dealer) Players, place your bets! Will the next roll be Higher or Lower than 16?
(Player One) Higher!
(Player Two) Lower!
(Player Three) Lower!
(Player Four) Higher!
The Dealer totals the placed bets: Player One and Player Four betting that the next roll will by higher, while Player Two and Player Three bet lower.
The dealer then uses π/random a second time to roll another set of three dice to determine the results.
Random! The Dealer rolls a π²975.
The numbers 9, 7, and 5 are added together to equal 21.
(The Dealer) The result was HIGHER. Player One and Player Four win!
The betting pool is divided equally between the winning parties.
If the result was Higher, the payout is increased by 150%.
All four players contributed 5,000 gil for the round. The total betting pool equaled 20,000 gil.
At a doubled payout rate, Player One and Player Four each receive half of the pool x 1.5.
20,000 Γ· 2 = 10,000 Γ 1.5 = 15,000 gil per winner
In the case that the result matches the Target, the betting pool is held for the next round with a doubled payout rate (increased by 200%).
During a time of thanks and gratitude, the owners of πΌπ»πΎπΌ invite all staff members and VIP guests to come together for an evening of exquisite drinks, a delicious meal, and pleasant company. (VIP membership is required for non-staff attendance. VIP memberships may be purchased during opening evenings prior to the event, or by contacting a member of management outside of venue hours to coordinate a purchase. For more information, please visit our Services page.)